Crazy, Stupid, Lovely Life
|25. In love with my girlfriend.
Obsessed with musicals, cats, & making people laugh.
When you’re sad:
1. Write letters to the people you love. Don’t seal them; don’t send them. Instead, stick them between the pages of library books.
2. Eat raspberries off your fingertips.
3. Venture outside and observe natural life. Watch a honey bee suck the nectar from lavender plants. Watch a snail slowly make its way towards the shade of a tree. Watch a hummingbird innocently fly above your head. Realize how insignificant you are.
4. Smile at strangers; say hello. It will improve their day and your own.
5. Write lists. They can be about anything.
6. Read several pages of the dictionary. Learn new words. Write down the ones you wish to remember.
7. Never feel compelled to apologize when you don’t feel sorry. It’s okay that you’re honest. It’s okay that you have a different opinion from someone else.
8. Read books and watch movies from your childhood. A healthy dose of nostalgia is okay. Immerse yourself in your past innocence.
9. Walk to a park and get on a swing. Go as high as you can; feel limitless. The world is yours.
10. Eat if you’re hungry. Food is not the enemy. You are a human and need food to survive. You deserve to eat. Put those raspberries on your fingers and sprinkle sugar on your tongue. Taste the summer breeze and sweet aroma of jasmine flowers.
11. Don’t marinate in your sadness. You are not a steak. You are a person; you’re irreplaceable. Open yourself up to contentment. Bathe in the rivers of Glee. Go for hikes with Satisfaction. Sleep in a warm cocoon of blankets with Bliss. Let endless happiness overcome your hopeless sadness. You deserve to be happy. If life is a game and you are the referee, be biased for once and let happiness win."
|Her:||But why the fuck is it so dark like is it supposed to be or did they not turn the lights on yet or|
|Her:||THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS DEAD.|
|Her:||okay more singing|
|Her:||This fairy chick looks like Emily Osment.|
|Her:||Dem vocals hot damn.|
|Her:||Aw poor green skinned lady. No one likes you.|
|Her:||AWH THAT'S SAD.|
|Her:||STOP STARING AT HER THAT'S RUDE.|
|Her:||Elphaba that's who she is okay.|
|Her:||Okay who is this prissy bitch who has fancy fucking clothes like 'I got a private suite huehue'.|
|Her:||I hope someone spills something on your fancy clothes cunt.|
|Her:||Okay so greenbean over here has magic powers.|
|Her:||Ugh prissy bitch is back.|
|Her:||Stop singing cunt no one gives a fuck. Not even "mumsy and Popsicle" or whatever you fucking said.|
|Her:||UGH I FEEL LIKE "MATERIAL GIRL" SHOULD START PLAYING WHEN SHE WALKS IN.|
|Her:||Good loathe each other.|
|WOW WHY IS EVERYONE ON FUCKING BARBIE'S SIDE.|
|Her:||Ugh Elphie just kick her in the ass already. Make her loathe the footprint on the back of her dress.|
|Her:||Is. Is that professor um, A goat.. Thing.|
|Her:||It's GAlinda. With a GA.|
|Her:||Okay who's the queer who did the gay handshake.|
|Her:||He's so gay. Don't tell me he isn't.|
|Her:||oh my gOD THOSE DANCE MOVES|
|HE'S GAY SHUT UP. THOSE PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT.|
|Her:||OH MY FABULOUS. NO STRAIGHT MAN DANCES LIKE THAT. OR SAYS 'SWANKIFIED'.|
|Her:||Oh please, Galinda is his cover up.|
|Her:||Did prissy bitch just kiss rich boy.|
|Her:||Okay Bock. Or Bach. What the fuck ever. Better not be messing with wheelchair girl's feelings.|
|Her:||DON'T GIVE PRISSY CUNT A TRAINING WAND.|
|Her:||I HOPE YOU FEEL AWFUL PRISSY CUNT.|
|Her:||Oh is she being nice. Or weird. Idk both.|
|Her:||WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS. WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDSSS.|
|Her:||Awh are they gonna be all friendly.|
|Her:||AWWWWH THEY'RE DOING SOME DANCE SHIT.|
|Her:||I ship them.|
|Her:||Green Bean + Prissy Bitch 5eva.|
|Her:||THEY HELD HANDS FOR HALF A SECOND.|
|Her:||NOW THEY'RE TELLING SECRETS WOAH.|
|Her:||This bitch runs off to scream into a pillow omfg.|
|Her:||YOU CAN'T MARRY A MAN YOU JUST MET. GOD WE WENT OVER THIS GALINDA.|
|Her:||AWH ELPHIE NO.OH MY GOD NO BABY NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.|
|Her:||Galinda what the fuck are you doing.|
|Her:||N o. Not Rich Boy and Green Bean.|
|Her:||Don't fall in love. Stop. Get away from each other.|
|Her:||BOQ HURT WHEELCHAIR GIRL|
|Her:||DEFY EACH OTHERS GRAVITY.|
|Her:||AHES FLYING SJSNAKA. HOLLAAAAA. I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT BAE|
|Her:||THAT VOICE. HOSHIT. WOOOOO|
|Her:||DON'T MARRY HER YOU'RE GAY.|
|Her:||WHAT. WHnaojsalnaNO. WHAT.|
|did you just tell her to shut up. Excuse you ungrateful bitch.|
|Her:||what happened to her shoEHAHWN WALKING.|
|Her:||BOQ GETCHYO MUNCHKIN ASS OVA HERE.|
|Her:||I want a Boq.|
|Her:||NESSA WHAT THE FUCK.|
|Her:||My. Fucking. Feels.|
|Her:||MR GOAT NOOOO.|
|Her:||Rich boy don't love you, prissy bitch.|
|Her:||What's going on.|
|Her:||DO NOT KISS. DON'T. THAT'LL FUCK EVERYTHING UP. STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER.|
|Her:||WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE. NO. NO.|
|Her:||IM GONNA FUCKING CRY. FUCK. HELP.|
|Her:||FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING MUSICAL.|
|Her:||IS RICH BOY DEAD.|
|Her:||IM GONNA CRY. STOP. I'm gonna cry.|
|Her:||AHHHHH IM FUCKING CRYING. STOP SINGING. STOP. ELPHIE SHUT UP JUAT STOP.|
|Her:||I'm crying. That's it. I'm done.|
|Her:||Im gonna throw myself in front of a bus.|
|Her:||NO. N O. STOP. IM CRYING SO HARD. PLEASE HELP.|
|Her:||I'm not gonna make it.|
|Her:||SHE'S ALIVE. YEEEEEE.|
|Her:||Stop fucking hugging ugh. Fuck this whole fucking musical.|
My interview with MAC went really well today. The woman I spoke with was really great and I feel like I was able to communicate everything I needed...
my printer can suck a dick
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